Neko

fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly)

1/4 part of me: I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.
1/4 part of me: I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude
1/4 part of me: I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me
1/4 part of me: I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood

thelawisnotbooped:

do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT IT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION

(Source: bubble-bell)

zootedboy:

ppl think im shy cause i dont talk much in person but actually im just coolin it scanning the situation, watchin from the cut, making mental moves constantly.

x

(Source: omglaurenjauregui)

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

twentydeepsteps:

twentydeepsteps:

I ACCIDENTALLY PRINTED A VERY TINY VERSION OF MY ASSIGNMENT & IM GONNA HAND IT IN AS A JOKE

update on this post; my prof laughed so hard she cried and she’s going to show it to all of her teacher friends omg

Porque se não fosse amor, eu já teria desistido.

Maybe this is love.  (via rejeitei)

(Source: renunciador)

Aquele momento em que o herói é tão imbecil, que você começa torcer pro vilão.

(Source: simplescafageste)

tenho ciume das minhas amigas, dos meus amigos, do meu cel, do meu tumblr, das minhas roupas, meus sapatos, da minha mãe, do meu cachorro e de pessoas que nem falam comigo, pq sem or, pq pq

(Source: conspirada)

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10yo sister: i know why your phones so cracked its bc of all ur selfies

me: image